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On how to potty train your toddler son …

http://www.ehow.com/how_8599550_teach-son-use-urinal.html

“Tell him like it is. Tell your son his that his urine and feces go into the toilet, just like mommy’s, daddy’s and his siblings.”

i’m pretty sure that no toddler will understand this, nor will they particularly want to. How would this even be effective?

“Son, see that porcelain bowl? It is the future home of all your bodily excretions. Your feces and urine will one day find refuge there, just as your mother and father’s do. This may seem strange to you now for one so young, but you will learn to appreciate this relief facility in time.”

Got it. Potty training master, for sure.