June 2012
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When noticing a pair of socks beside the couch: “Mom, there are some dead white guys by the couch.”
She places her hand over her heart and says, “What?!!”
I then point to the socks. She gives me a look of disapproval, sighs, then ignores my existence until the end of Person of Interest.
There was no point to that story. Congratulations on reading such a fine piece of...
Watched a video on TMZ today.
i don’t normally frequent TMZ, but this video just so happened to feature The Wanted for about two seconds, so i consider this act completely justified. A bunch of crazy young girls went to greet (more like sexually harass) The Wanted at the airport. One of the girls, a nineteen-year-old, said that Nathan kissed her on the lips, and that it was her first kiss ever. A TMZ reporter then...
The Military Channel was playing four hours of...
lemonadesoda:
Like seriously, stop it. Why are you so obsessed with them?
My dad watched at least one full hour of this. i stuck around for about ten minutes. XP
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Hey Justin Bieber,
It’s perfectly normal to think the Sistine Chapel is actually called the Sixteenth Chapel.
That interesting moment when
lemonadesoda:
norasadiz:
Your 10th grade English teacher engages a very liberal, passionate college student in a debate about vaginas on Facebook.
He needs to get off of facebook.
Tru dat. He old like hills.
That interesting moment when
Your 10th grade English teacher engages a very liberal, passionate college student in a debate about vaginas on Facebook.
Not a real problem, but
You know you’re way too into younger guys when you see a good-looking guy on television and fervently hope that he is older than seventeen.
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The Celtics are losing
onmy-gooddays:
ALL MY FEELINGS.
This Celtics-Heat game is making me too emotional. Can’t.Take.This.
If the Celtics don’t win, i’m gonna throw a fit.
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Sykes Things
So i really don’t get these “sykes-things” posts on tumblr, mainly because the “things” Nathan Sykes does are really not very interesting, at least in my opinion.
Examples of sykes-things:
-The way he smiles -His accent -His teeth -The way he pulls off denim on denim -When he wears red
How extremely unoriginal are these? Duh, he has a nice smile and great teeth. i...
Things my dad does
1) Watch parkour videos on youtube for hours.
2) Play Starcraft II with guys half his age.
3) Discuss the going-ons of his SCII buddies’ lives at the dinner table, on the way to church, everywhere in general, etc.
4) Blast Linkin Park songs from his car stereo.
5) Watch Fox News.
Gotta love my dad.
Things i learned today
1) Key principle of management: Sh*t happens. This is a direct quote from lecture.
2) The medical term for removal of a penis is penectomy. Contrary to what some may believe, i did not look this up for my own pleasure. My aunt was sharing her first experience watching a transsexual troupe perform at a grad party. My family, minus my dad, desperately wanted to know the names of the various...
Something male pop stars need to stop doing
Crotch grabs.
i really don’t get why they do that. Do they think that looks cool? Because if they do, i can think of a lot of things that look cooler, like not grabbing your crotch. Ever. Is it impulsive? Because if it is, i guess they can’t really do anything about it, other than maybe cut their hand off. Or cut…something else…off. Do they think it’s going to...
