November 2011
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On how to potty train your toddler son …
http://www.ehow.com/how_8599550_teach-son-use-urinal.html
“Tell him like it is. Tell your son his that his urine and feces go into the toilet, just like mommy’s, daddy’s and his siblings.” i’m pretty sure that no toddler will understand this, nor will they particularly want to. How would this even be effective?
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Primary reason for wanting a boyfriend...
For transportation to delicious eateries around the island.
Yes, there are other ways that i could get to such places, but doesn’t this:
“i went to blahblah-place-with-food with my boyfriend”
sound better than this:
“i learned how to drive after years of crippling apprehension so that i could eat here at blahblah-place-with-food by myself”
and definitely better...
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That awkward moment when...
you thought you heard your mom say that the cupcakes she made taste like “nut scratch,” but she actually said “not scratch.”
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To Lemonade Soda
i just wanted to let you know that i am totally the same way with grades. When i got my first B ever in Speech 251 last semester, i felt like a total failure, and i still kind of do for some stupid reason. You and i appear to be quite similar in the sense that our parents don’t pressure us; it’s just us making ourselves crazy. When i see people who say things like, “Thank God, i...
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