October 2011
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Baby Talk
My friend gave birth yesterday. i congratulated her on Facebook, and she responded by saying, “Thanks. She’s already just as big as you!” Somehow i doubt that this is possible, but i find it disturbing to know that some people think i’m the same size as a freshly birthed infant. These people must have a very distorted image of me, since i can assure you that i am nowhere...
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“I seem to have come down with whatever is going around. My soar throat is a bit worse, glans still sore and swollen, and I have body aches.”
“ I just returned from the Dr. with the news that I have strep throat.”
“ I do not really feel that badly, just a little soar throat and rather run down and tired.”
—the above taken from an email i received
i do...
A History of Goals
Before the start of my first semester, fall 2010:
-Become an international businesswoman, get well-versed in east Asian languages, and generally kick butt through the supernatural powers of my incredibly fat salary.
Through fall 2010:
-Same.
Spring 2011:
-Become a lawyer, defend citizens in the name of justice, and generally kick butt through the supernatural powers of my incredibly fat...
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The awkward moment when you see a little kid, and...
ericstriffler:
ms-basswaldorf:
LLL MMM FFF AAA OOO
Truth: i am definitely afraid of the number of times that i’ve had this thought.
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