May 2013
2 posts
Horny and bored at work
i wonder what sounds travel through your headphones. Do you hear the sounds of your youth—high school grunge anthems from the 90s, or perhaps a mixture of Radiohead and Portishead to go with your blue cup of coffee?
What do you feel when you see a beautiful woman? Does your body go rigid, overwhelmed not only by lust, but by some spiritual belonging? When you look into her eyes, do you...
April 2013
3 posts
March 2013
6 posts
Things my grandmother says
Grandma: What are you reading? Me: A book about zombies. Grandma: Oh good. You might be seeing some real zombies soon.
“Have you heard the news about the cannibals?”
Me: i got these shoes in Japan. Grandma: You mean people in Japan have big feet, too?
“Scientists and archaeologists have found vampires, giants, and zombies. The FBI knows about it. The CIA knows about it. The...
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Why i love rap music
“And when it comes to the haters, i cannot see them like Stevie.”
That, my friends, is lyrical genius.
Things.
1) Confession: i earlier said that i didn’t care for Paramore’s “Now.” i would like to take that back. i would also like to say that i cannot wait for their self-titled to make its way into my feeble CD collection on April 9. In fact, i am so impatient that i might just pre-order it like…right now.
2) My friend invited me to a Color party at SoHo tonight. i had no...
Obligatory Post
1) i find it strange how sanguine can mean optimistic and cheerful, while the word sanguinary involves bloodshed. Perhaps they don’t come from the same root word, but even if they do, they are much too similar for me to not be utterly confused. Anyway, i’d like to thank Life of Pi for teaching me this.
2) Watching the Valentine’s Day episode of Glee made me realize that when i...
February 2013
7 posts
January 2013
13 posts
Important Questions
1) Since when did eating a used tampon suddenly become worthy of temporary, yet still completely excessive fame?
2) Why is my totally cute, smart Political Science professor married with kids? And why is his TA totally unattractive and Marxist?
3) Why did Beyonce lip sync at the Inauguration ceremony? And will Destiny’s Child make a comeback performance at the Superbowl? Because i will be...
Open Letter to Justin Timberlake
santaclaused:
here are your career options.
make a new fucking album
join snl as a permanent cast member
the end
thats it
those are your choices
i’m ready!
He is perfect, no matter what he does. JT for LIFE, y’all.
December 2012
10 posts
End of the year list(s)
Favorite movies
Sad to say that i didn’t get around to watching many movies this year, but i enjoyed what i did see!
-Les Miserables -The Perks of Being a Wallflower -Pitch Perfect -The Amazing Spiderman -Limitless (an old movie, but just saw this on Netflix. loved it)
Favorite music
-Channel Orange* -Good Kid, Mad City* (not spelled the right way because i’m too lazy) -The Idler...
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On the night before the impending apocalypse
i had a dream that i went on a date with Harry Styles at Times Supermarket.
i then woke up from this dream to use the bathroom, and later look at pictures of Tyga’s baby on Instagram. Upon exhausting Instagram’s entire collection of baby Cairo pictures, i then went to work, where i rubbed my temples and inwardly cursed Linux for four hours from the confines of a very cold cubicle.
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To my suite mate who will never read this
Though I don’t know what happened, I feel confident in saying that no boy is worth that many tears. I talked to a couple of boys today. Based on our somewhat limited interaction, I can assure you that boys are actually really idiotic. But so are girls. This can be seen when we do stupid things like cry over boys, who, as I mentioned earlier, can be totally dumb. I cried about a boy not too...
I can never right my wrongs unless I write them...
She sometimes wonders what it would be like if a boy talked to her just because he thought she was pretty. Would his eyes light up, or would he stare at the ground instead? And what would she do in response? Maybe run her hand nervously through her hair, and act like she really didn’t care if he noticed her or not. She’s told that she’s young and pretty enough to maybe have a...
November 2012
26 posts
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17 Most Hated Rappers Right Now (Possibly Ever)...
Truth: i legitimately hate most of the rappers on this list. But some people i just can’t hate, no matter how much i might want to. Don’t love them, but certainly can’t hate them.
#1 most hated: Nicki Minaj Honestly, i wish i hated her music. But i can’t. She is just too entertaining. No, she is nowhere near one of the greatest rappers in the game. But i like her spunk.
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My friend on how the Bone Thugs concert went last...
“They basically paid tribute to every dead rapper alive.”
AC/DC Catalog
is now available on iTunes.
LOL.
Sorry, i just think really random things are funny. Like this.
But something awesome.
Cassadee’s single from The Voice is number one on iTunes. Loving her on the show. She’s incredible.
And i’m crazy excited for lots of music that’s coming out between now and the end of the year. Agggh. i need to get some iTunes gift cards. Like...
